Writing Does Not A Writer Make

Many friends ask me to write something for them and preface the request with “You like to write.” My Lions Club will assign writing duties to me even when I am reluctant to do them. These requests have given me the idea that I may be a writer. When I analyzed my life and my interests, I learned this about myself: even in high school, I liked to write stories. In college, I hated classes about English authors (Shakespeare, Keats, Yeats), but I loved classes that required writing essays.

Ten Best English Authors

When I transferred from Saint Joseph’s College in Indiana to the University of Illinois, I had to prove English grammar and punctuation proficiency by writing a qualifying essay. The subject matter was to be chosen by me. In my classes at St. Joe, the Prof suggested we list things that interested us and then pick a topic to write about. He also indicated that you can shift to something else once you begin writing about the topic. I use this technique often. The same professor encouraged me to continue writing by selecting my essays to read before the class. Talk about an ego boost; he knew how to supercharge mine.

I got into the University of Illinois without having to take remedial English. Because I transferred to advance my career in engineering, I had few opportunities to write creative pieces, but I worked overtime writing lab reports. After a successful career in Engineering, I chose to start this blog. Writing became creative again, but my writing sounded like lab reports.

After retiring from the engineering world, one of my goals was to write my biography. I began by making a list of memories. SIngular recollections of things that happened to me, people I met, or projects I worked on. The next step was to write about one of the topics from my list by hand in a composition notebook. I filled three notebooks with stuff and realized what a tremendous job it was to transcribe all those cursive words into a word processor. I hired my former secretary, who could read my handwriting, to do the job. She was a very dynamic and talented lady. I had to warn her not to change what I wrote. I suspected she would rewrite everything to make it readable and sensible. She did exactly as asked. Later, when I began to edit the document, I realized what a mistake I made by not allowing her to correct my shitty writing. That is when I researched AI programs and bought one to help me become a better writer.

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Using the AI editing program, I could write a readable biography. After completion, I stopped using the tool because I thought my writing had improved. When I began writing my book recently, I realized I needed help again, and now I know for sure that I am not a natural-born writer like I thought I was. I don’t have enough years left on this earth to learn to write as well as I do in my mind, but I will die trying.

Responding in Expletives

This is another one of those days when I don’t have a clue as to what to write. As I finished that sentence, my Grammarly program highlighted it. That is a strong hint that the AI has found a problem with the way it is phrased. I began using the program when I became serious about completing my book “Space Rod.” It definitely has a different voice than I do. My style is no longer prevalent in many of the posts because I opted to go with the AI robot’s version. As an example, in the first sentence, I wrote, “This is another one of those days when I don’t have a clue as to what to write.” The robot suggests that I say, This is another one of those days when I don’t know what to write. Supposedly, the AI version makes the sentence more understandable and transparent as to what I said. There are times when I like the way I speak and want to keep my own phraseology because it defines me. The last sentence has been highlighted and I choose to dismiss the AI suggestion. It makes me sound like a PhD English Grammar Major, and I am not. In fact, I am so far away from an English Major I sound like a foreigner.

Anyway, if you want to learn how to write clearly, I recommend you use this program or something like it. I accept the changes it recommends about 95% of the time. When I write, my fingers fly on the keys, but the output is scrambled, but I get my ideas down. The program allows me to return and correct the two-finger typing gibberish to be readable and, more importantly, understandable. The one thing I really love about the robot is that he/she/it knows how to use a comma. Clearly, I don’t. Also, AI dislikes using extra adjectives and pronouns to embellish my thoughts. As an example, in the sentence above, I wrote, “I really love,” and the robot wants me to strike the word “really.” Honestly, the robot does not have a soul. Why else does it choose to be so judgmental about my use of adjectives? It is a good thing the program doesn’t speak. I’d would be answering in expletives.