Food for Thought

Civilization in 20 21 – this is priceless


� Our Phones – Wireless
� Cooking – Fireless
� Cars – Keyless
� Food – Fatless
� Tires -Tubeless
� Dress – Sleeveless
� Youth – Jobless
� Leaders – Shameless
� Relationships – Meaningless
� Attitudes – Careless
� Babies – Fatherless
� Feelings – Heartless
� Education – Valueless
� Children – Mannerless
 
We are-SPEECHLESS,
Government-is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
 
I’m scared – Shitless!
 
Only in This Stupid World ……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 🤷   
 
Only in This Stupid World ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 🤷   
 
Only in This Stupid World…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke..  🤷   
 
Only in This Stupid World…..do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.. 🤷   
 
Only in This Stupid World ……….do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight.. 🤷   
 
Only in This Stupid World …..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. 🤷   
 
 
EVER WONDER 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ❓❓ 🤷   
 
Why don’t you ever see the Headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’ ❓❓ 🤷   
 
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word ❓❓ 🤷   
 
Why is it that Doctors call what they do ‘practice’ ❓❓ 🤷   
 
Why is lemon juice made  with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ❓❓ 🤷   
 
Why is the man who  invests all your money called a broker ❓❓ 🤷   
 
Why is the time of  day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ❓❓ 🤷   
 
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food ❓❓ 🤷   
 
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes ❓❓ 🤷   
 
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ❓❓ 🤷   
 
You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff ❓❓  🤷   
 
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains ❓❓ 🤷   
 
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?  🤷   
 
 
I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress ❓❓ 🤷   
 

If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal ❓❓ 🤷    🤷  

I Hate Creative People

I just watched a short video that made me remember that I hate creative people. Creativity doesn’t come easy for me, and I would say that I am not a creative person, I can be referred to as what is called an innovative emulator. I like to take the other guys creation and build on it to make it better. That is pretty much what General Motors does with car design. Their history was to let Chrysler do all the exciting new stuff like starters, alternators, push button transmissions, and much more. GM would sit back, and wait to see how the public reacted and if it was favorable they took the design and made it work better. They became the world’s largest car maker using that philosophy. They also made a whole bunch more money than did Chrysler.

Even so, I want to be creative, but I have to work my ass off to create something. I should say work my mind off, but I think you might know what I mean. Now that GM has lost the title of the world’s largest car maker to China they will have to be very creative to beat them at the game. Out of curiosity I searched the internet for car companies in China. I counted 74 on Wikipedia. Some of them are even Chinese. Most are existing companies from the world. The number one car builder in China today is Volkswagon. The peoples car is being accepted by the Chinese buyers more than any other brand. GM has three models that are on the charts but very low, Buick, Chevrolet, and Cadillac. Isn’t that all that GM sells anymore, anywhere?

My wandering mind just created a diversion that steered me off my creative course. Instead of discussing creativity I am spouting off car statistics. Like I said above, I hate creative people. I want to be one of them so bad, but my left leaning brain won’t tolerate any competition from the right side.

The closest I can come to being creative is my youngest grand daughter. She is one creative person I love. Her talent is amazing. Ever since she was born I have nurtured her toward being creative. No matter how crappy her drawings were, I complimented them. I always found something in them to rave about. Today, she is a talented artist, photographer, video specialist, and writer. On top of that she is a Mathlete which blows me away because I always believed that creative people can’t add or subtract.

So what provoked me to expound on this hatred of mine? Watch the short video above. It shows an older man who used some pretty simple tools from everyday life to fill his world with fun. I am so jealous. The video tells the whole story.

Customized Shoes by Jenna

Day 35-Quarantine-Pay Attention to the Hummm

Shhh, Listen To the Hummn

Today I watched a TED video by Shonda Rhimes. I have linked it to this post. As most TED talks do this one amazed me. Shonda spoke for fifteen minutes non-stop, barely taking a nano-second to breath and made rational sense the whole time. Her talk is inspiring.

After she finished I hesitated for a second before leaving the TED website looking for her name, and the next thing I knew I was watching another woman giving a TED talk on creativity. She also spoke non-stop and made great sense the entire time. Both of them are writers. Yet, they spoke about the work of writing rather than the creativity involved in it.

A Fast Talking Writer Discusses Creativity

I am doomed from the start, I cannot speak as fast as, nor as articulately as either of these successful authors. So what is the point of me slugging through a writing project as huge as writing a novel? I will do it because I want to, and because I want to be able to craft a story that people will read and like. That is my goal.

I don’t profess to be a writer, my friends keep telling me that I like to write, and then assign me the task of drafting something for our Lions Club. My futile attempts to write blog posts have turned me into a writer. NOT! Even though I am striving to get something published I have not been very successful. I even had to self-publish my children’s stories, but it forced me to learn how to bind books, and to make professional looking covers that give the stories an air of professionalism. I didn’t make any money, but I had a lot of fun writing, illustrating with my hand drawn cartoons, and making books. All on a desk top with non-professional computers, printers, and software programs. I spent too much time making my printer work the way I visualized the book. I also spent way too much time learning how to get page sequences correct when printing on two sides.

What does any of this have to do with COVID-19, nothing, but COVID-19 guidelines have driven me to look for productive projects to spend my time on. I picked up the manuscript of a novel I began writing in 2013, and read all one hundred pages of it and decided it is best if I begin all over again, if at all. I made a resolution after binge watching eight seasons of a documentary-drama called Homeland, a story about a young woman CIA agent and her attempts to save the USA. All told the eight seasons have a total of ninety-six episodes each between 47 to 57 minutes without commercials. I spent eighty-three hours over a time span of six weeks watching very stress laden stories which wound up giving me nightmares. I pledged not to spend any more time watching another series. Instead, I will spend evenings re-writing my novel. Thank you COVID-19. If I succeed, and I will, you will have done something positive, and if I don’t you will have one more death to add to your record, i.e. that of my novel.

 

New Business Ventures

     Do not underestimate the creativity and industriousness of the American people.  With a new great depression looming on the horizon, many out of work people are starting their own small businesses.  It is awe-inspiring.

     Here are eleven examples of start-ups to show you how to survive Change You Can Believe In.

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