Civilization in 20 21 – this is priceless

οΏ½ Our Phones – Wireless
οΏ½ Cooking – Fireless
οΏ½ Cars – Keyless
οΏ½ Food – Fatless
οΏ½ Tires -Tubeless
οΏ½ Dress – Sleeveless
οΏ½ Youth – Jobless
οΏ½ Leaders – Shameless
οΏ½ Relationships – Meaningless
οΏ½ Attitudes – Careless
οΏ½ Babies – Fatherless
οΏ½ Feelings – Heartless
οΏ½ Education – Valueless
οΏ½ Children β Mannerless
We are-SPEECHLESS,
Government-is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
I’m scared – Shitless!
Only in This Stupid World ……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. π€· β β οΈ
Only in This Stupid World ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. π€· β β οΈ
Only in This Stupid World…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.. π€· β β οΈ
Only in This Stupid World…..do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.. π€· β β οΈ
Only in This Stupid World ……….do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight.. π€· β β οΈ
Only in This Stupid World …..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. π€· β β οΈ
EVER WONDER
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ββ π€· β β οΈ
Why don’t you ever see the Headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’ ββ π€· β β οΈ
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word ββ π€· β β οΈ
Why is it that Doctors call what they do ‘practice’ ββ π€· β β οΈ
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ββ π€· β β οΈ
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ββ π€· β β οΈ
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ββ π€· β β οΈ
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food ββ π€· β β οΈ
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes ββ π€· β β οΈ
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ββ π€· β β οΈ
You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff ββ βΌ π€· β β οΈ
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains ββ π€· β β οΈ
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? β π€· β β οΈ
I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress ββ π€· β β οΈ
If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal ββ π€· β β οΈ π€· β β
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