This country of ours is turning pussy. By now, I would have guessed a hundred drones would have been shot out of the sky. Instead, we wait patiently for someone related to Uncle to confess that they are a Russian attempt to keep Donald Trump from being inaugurated. Let me be the first to spread that rumor.
Actually, I have a theory about drones. It is so simple that it has to be true. Why no one has postulated this theory is hard to believe. What season is this? Christmas, of course. What happens at Christmas? We all run around buying presents for our loved ones. A few of us, like me, do all of our shopping online. This phenomenon has grown so big that most of my packages won’t arrive until after Christmas.
It is a known fact that one or more of the largest delivery companies has been experimenting with drone deliveries. Here is my theory: Amazon and Walmart are using the holidays to test mass package deliveries. The drones are concentrated in neighborhoods, fly from place to place at various altitudes, and disappear to go get another package. Like Santa Claus, they deliver packages all around the country. They already own drones and have spent enormous amounts of money to buy them in all sizes. That is my story, and I’m sticking to it.
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