If ever there was a shit hole of a place within our borders it is the city of San Francisco. I just came across a map showing outdoor defecation spots with in the city.
Sorry San Fran but the map is almost solid brown. In another article, a dingbat in California proudly proclaimed that Silicone Valley companies won’t locate in the middle states because there is nothing there for them. Here is what she (Dumb-shit) said:
“Melinda Byerley, MBA and founder of Timeshare CMO, a Silicon Valley-based tech start-up, tweeted out Saturday afternoon describing what middle America could do to “get more jobs in their area.”
“Byerley says that the first thing those in middle America need to realize is that “no educated person wants to live in a shithole with stupid people.” Particularly, in a “shithole” filled with people who are “violent, racist, and/or misogynistic.” In Byerley’s opinion, “big corporations,” do not consider moving to the heart of America because “those towns have nothing going for them.”
San Francisco is in the Silicone Valley area and it makes me wonder why the nerd-heads love living near piles of feces on the sidewalk. At least in the Mid-west our piles of outdoor feces are within fenced areas sometimes referred to as barnyards.
Silicone Valley companies don’t dare hire people from the Mid-west because they are smart enough to ask for more money than the favored Asian workers they so love. Trust me, I traveled to Asia because my company was one of those who wanted to take advantage of low wages. Why did I have to go there? Usually it was to train a bunch of Asians who spoke the King’s English, and had scholastic degrees and diplomas knee-deep, but couldn’t understand how to make a plastic mold work. The same molds, when in America, were operated by young men with high school diplomas who set records for production. Why? Because our high school diploma was the equivalent of a college degree in Asia. The people we used to maintain our molds were experts trained here in the Mid-west, and they knew how to deal with equipment requiring a degree of precision not yet understood in Asia.
True, Silicone Valley has done some really good work developing software that allows us to excel, but because of this they also believe their own personal defecate does not stink. Sorry Silicone Valley, but I’ll take the smell of cowshit and horseshit over your human
waste any day. I hold the line on pig-shit, it is the worst. Maybe I should box up about ten pounds of pig crap and ship it FedEx to the lady from Silicone Valley who abhors Mid-westerners.
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