HELP THOSE WHO ARE OFFENDED BY OUR SLAVE-OWNING FOUNDING FATHERS –
- I, in no way, agree with slavery or the fact that over a 150 years ago, it was what most people today think the Civil War was fought over. So, I have come up with a solution to help the offended out. While you are tearing down and/or removing the statues that offend you because someone else told you they do, do this for me… Check your money
$1 bill has Washington – slave owner 
$2 bill has Jefferson – slave owner
$5 bill has Lincoln – did not necessarily agree with slavery, but didn’t agree that blacks were equal
$10 bill has Hamilton – slave owner
$20 bill has Jackson – slave owner
$50 bill has Grant – who was too poor to own a slave
- $100 bill has Franklin – affiliation with slave trade.
I’m here to help, I really am. What I need you to do is send me all your currency so I can dispose of it for you. No need to carry these evil people in your pocket that cause your life so much trauma and tears. Don’t be a hypocrite, send me the money. It’s evil! Contact me for details on how to get it to me….-
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
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