For Women Only

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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
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> ‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’
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> He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE !’
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> And they say blondes are dumb….
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> ———— ——— ——— ———
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> A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world…’
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> The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…… ‘.
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> ———— ——— ——-
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> ‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.. ‘Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
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> ‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
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> ———— ——— ——— ———
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> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
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> A: A rumor
> ——— ——— ——— —-
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> Dear Lord,
> I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
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> Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.
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> AMEN
> —- ——— ——— ——–
> Q: Why do little boys whine?
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> A: They are practicing to be men.
> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——-‘,
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> Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
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> A: Trustworthy. .
> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——
> Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
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> A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
> ———— ——— ——— ——— —
> Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
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> A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
> ———— ——— ——— ——— —-
> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
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> A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
> ———— ——— ——— ——— ——-
> While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world
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> ……then He made the earth round.

2 Responses

  1. “> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    >
    > A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’”

    LOL, that’s practical advice that I can put to good use!

  2. Mrs. Present is laughing! maybe a little to hard.

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