PSA-161010-Senior Ads

You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.

These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper.
(Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?)

Sexy, fashion-conscious voluptuous b lue-haired beauty,
80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′),
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
Fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
Meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
To share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
—————————— ———————-

I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our
two heads together.
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My favorite
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

One Response

  1. My cremation is prepaid and I own two very fine rocking chairs made in colonial Massachusetts. I voted for FDR all four times.

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