Late last evening Akkmed Wabbit and his young son Osama bin Wabbit were seen high tailing it out of the garden. This morning Grumpa Joe discovered the attack while he strolled the Monet Vision with his coffee in hand. “The little bastards just took out sixty dollars worth of petunias. I hope they get indigestion,” he said out loud. He then went inside to plot his revenge.
He should have known better than to plant Petunias, but Joe felt secure after not having seen a Wabbit for several months. Last year the marigolds kept them out. He started to research methods for eliminating Wabbits from gardens. Here is the list of ways he is considering:
- DeCon, poison
2 Live trap
3. Rat traps
5. Import a coyote
6. Hire a Hawk
7. Plant Marigolds
8. Fence off the flower beds
9. Hire a 24 hour armed guard to chase them away
10. Buy a Beagle and let him patrol the garden.
A surprise retaliation awaits you little bastards.