Is this the new way we will learn to worship when the Pope reveals his new plans for us?
A friend shared the following and we don’t know who
the author is, but it made us laugh. So we’ll share
it with you.
Church Services in 2018
PASTOR: “The Lord be with you!”
CONGREGATION: ” And with your spirit”
PASTOR: “Will everyone please turn on their tablet,
PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.”
“Now, Let us pray committing this week into God’s hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with
“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have
your credit and debit cards ready.”
“You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines
among the worshipers:
a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers
are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of…
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