Looking into the future?

Is this the new way we will learn to worship when the Pope reveals his new plans for us?

Just Cruisin 2

God

A friend shared the following and we don’t know who
the author is, but it made us laugh. So we’ll share
it with you.

Church Services in 2018

PASTOR: “The Lord be with you!”

CONGREGATION: ” And with your spirit”

PASTOR: “Will everyone please turn on their tablet,
PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1
Corinthians, 13:13.

And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.”

P-a-u-s-e……

“Now, Let us pray committing this week into God’s hands.

Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with
God”

S-i-l-e-n-c-e

“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have
your credit and debit cards ready.”

“You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password
‘Lord909887.’

The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines
among the worshipers:

a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers
are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of…

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  1. […] Looking into the future? […]

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  3. Ha ha! The Pope, one hears, is ushering the Vatican in a new, less formal, era.

    • Maybe he will approve confessions by email.

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