Late Night XXX Story

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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, And during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?

‘Tarzan not know sex’ he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said …’Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.’

Horrified Jane said, ‘Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.’ She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.

‘Here’ she said, pointing to her privates, ‘you must put it in here.’

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, exciting Jane with his considerable manhood. He stepped in closer, starring to where she had pointed and suddenly, without warning kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed ‘Why the hell did you do that ?’

To which he replied, ‘Tarzan Check for squirrel.’

” THE UNEXAMINED LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING ” — SOCRATES

One Response

  1. Tarzan no want no squirrel nibbling at the nuts…

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