Words That Make You Think

A friend from my book club sent this post titled

“Philosophers of this Century.”  

I thought it good enough to share.

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  ~ John Glenn…

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder

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~ Desmond Tutu…
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land.
They said ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.

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~ David Letterman…
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

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~ Howard Hughes…
I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I’m a billionaire.

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~ Old Italian proverb…
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

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~ Betsy Salkind…
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.ATT00076

~ Jean Kerr…
The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

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~ Zsa Zsa Gabor…

I’ve been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.

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~ Jeff Foxworthy…
You know you’re a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn’t.

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~ Prince Philip…
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

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~ Emo Philips…
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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~ Harrison Ford…
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

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~ Spike Milligan…
The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.

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~ Robin Hall…

Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke.

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~ Jean Rostand…
Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror

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~ Arnold Schwarzenegger…
Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.

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~ WH Auden…
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.

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~ Jonathan Katz…
In hotel rooms I worry. I can’t be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked

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~ Johnny Carson…
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

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~ Warren Tantum… (School photo album).
I don’t believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we’re very skeptical

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~ Steve Martin…
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap

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~ Jimmy Durante…
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

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~ Doug Hanwell…
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.

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~ George Roberts…
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone

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~ Jonathan Winters…
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.

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~ Robert Benchley…
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Sunday snickers

I’m going Cruising with Jesus.

For Crying Out Loud, Quit Bashing Obama

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If I have said it once or a thousand times, please stop bashing Obama for a lack of accomplishment. Just look at this impressive list of things he is proud of. As you read this, ask yourself how many of these things you are proud he has done as our President.

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QUIT BASHING OBAMA
by COL. ROBERT F. CUNNINGHAM and PATRICK RISHOR, The Gilmer Mirror

Quit trashing Obama’s accomplishments. He has done more than any other President before him and right here is a list of his accomplishments:

*First President to be photographed smoking a joint.
*First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
*First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
*First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
*First President to violate the War Powers Act.
*First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
*First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
*First President to spend a trillion dollars on “shovel-ready” jobs when there was no such thing as “shovel-ready” jobs.
*First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
*First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive order.
*First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants, including those with criminal convictions.
*First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
*First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.
*First President to terminate America ’s ability to put a man in space.
*First President to not endorse the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.
*First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
*First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
*First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
*First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
*First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
*First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
*First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).
*First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
*First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office all of which had no experience in the duties required of them.
*First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.
*First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.
*First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.
*First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it. (they are now trying to recind Obama’s prize)
*First President to go on multiple “global apology tours” and concurrent “insult our friends” tours.
*First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.
*First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
*First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
*First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
*First President to repeat the Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth. Well he is a Muslim after all.
*First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).
*First President to tell the military men & women they should pay for their own private insurance because they “volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences.”
*Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.
*The first President to do more harm to The United States than it’s sworn enemies.

It’s hard to comprehend all this guy has gotten away with. Any other president would have been impeached!

What in God’s name is wrong with our government that they allow this guy carte blanch. It absolutely boggles the mind!

I feel much better now. I had been under the impression he hadn’t been doing ANYTHING!!
Kind of makes you proud, huh?

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I apologize for having posted this list twice, but I feel that his accomplishments must be known by the world.

Thomas Jefferson and the Barbary Pirates: Standing Against Islamists

This is a great piece of history pointing at an early involvement of the USA with muslim countries and their dictates from the Koran. The Muslims ain’t going away folks.

WE must make more NOISE!!!

The best and most common sense approach to winning the war against Progressive Liberalism.