President Resigns Over Treatment

The President resigned today because of the poor treatment he received from Vladamar Pudin. Pudin insists on moving ahead with his plans to remake the former USSR. Using the same playbook as Adolph Hidler he will march peacefully over several weaker countries to establish a strong forward surge. Obama lectured Pudin for hours on the phone about the dangerous redline he is establishing, but the marker used by the President ran dry. Pudin told him where to stick his pen and phone. Obama reportedly cried during the call and immediately resigned saying “I deserve better than that.”



April Fool

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