One Lucky SOB

Yesterday, I met a man wearing a baseball cap which proudly proclaimed him to be a World War Two veteran. I didn’t bother to introduce myself I just asked him in my usual obnoxious manner, “so you are a WWII vet, what are you a hundred years old?” Without flinching or getting upset with me he answered, I’m ninety-four, and I want to live to be 104.” Then he began his history. “I joined the Army Air Corps in 1944 which later became the Air Force. I wore a brown uniform when I joined and a blue one when I left.”

As we spoke I learned that he was invited to attend his first OASIS meeting for visually impaired people By Lion Doc Taylor, his eye doctor. I asked him what problem caused his blindness, he rattled off a condition which I have never heard of before. That is not unusual, since I have become a volunteer member of this group the one thing I have learned is that there is no end to the number of reasons one can lose his sight. The one commonality among blind people is the need for social contact, and support. You don’t stop living when you go blind, but your life changes dramatically, and you find yourself living in a world of darkness.

As we continued to talk, the Vet began asking me questions, number one was “did you serve?”

“No, I didn’t, I was born during WWII, I was too young to be a part of the Korean conflict, and too old for the Vietnam debacle. After that I was too old for all the other world disagreements we were involved in. My brother, on the other hand was drafted during Korea, but wound up serving in Germany. My second wife’s husband was in a medical line waiting to board a ship to go to Korea, when some genius dentist mis-read his chart and pulled his teeth out. He served out his term in Germany also.

“So do you volunteer?” he probed, “I have learned that people of your age volunteer and hate to be recognized for it.”

“Yes,” I replied.

His ride was leaving so we ended the conversation. I might see him again next month.

Very often I thank God for giving me the good fortune to not have to serve in the military. Instead, I tell myself that He wants me to serve in different ways. I try to do that, and all my life I have volunteered for duty that I felt was in the interest of betterment to the community.

My first dutiful stint began in high school where I served in a number of clubs that provided service to the school.

My second term of duty began when I joined the Boy Scouts of America as a leader. I always told my kids that I served the organization to provide them with civic responsibility experiences, and as a secondary matter I helped their friends to have the same. My tenure lasted for twenty-five years.

During the eighties my personal goal was to teach the world about the value of conservation by joining the Folks On Spokes Bicycle Club to show example by using an alternate form of transportation that didn’t pollute nor consume natural resources. During my twenty years in the club I served a term as president.

Simultaneous to the bike club I became president of the Prestwick Garden Guild and led my neighborhood in many educational and beautification projects for the betterment of the community.

My current term of duty is as a Lion with the Frankfort Lions Club. My plan is to die a Lion.

So even though I am a lucky SOB for never having spent a minute of service in the military, I feel I have served as much, if not more, in service to the community to offset.

Words

During a recent computer session, I latched onto the website for the Merriam Webster Dictionary. The term Saccadic Fixation came into my life as the result of searching for information on a rather new Lions Club program called “Reading Between the Lions.” This program is based on the response of the human eye that makes reading possible. Evidently, there are people (kids especially) whose eye muscles are not able to skip from word to word, or phrase to phrase. This program has been developed to test kids for this eye function, and to discover those kids whose eyes don’t respond effectively. The early test results show that as many as ten percent of kids between kindergarten and first grade have this problem. The program developers have also invented eye exercises that can correct the condition and make happy readers out of the ten percent.

Don’t ask me how I got to the M-W dictionary web site but I did. While there I discovered a page called Time Traveler that listed all the new words that were added during each year going back to the fourteenth century. Out of curiosity I searched for my birth year (MCMXXXVIII) and read through the entire list of 243 new words, or terms added. There was a lot of new stuff that was going on in that year. Compare that to the list of 2022 which has one new word so far, ‘spongy moth’. My infantile mind immediately shifted into gear and assumed that in the past VIII decades we have learned everything there is to know and we are now so smart we don’t need any new words. Or, it could mean that since the government invented the Department of Education our linguistic development has become atrophied and word development is too difficult for us to master. Or it could mean a lot of other things too, like our Saccadic Fixation has been undiscovered, and undeveloped, and we have become a world of non-readers. What the heck why read when you can look it up on Youtube?

Whenever I write a post I have my dictionary open and visible on the same page for two reasons: 1) to check my spelling, 2) to check that the word I am using really means what I think. I often use words that sound like what I mean but they are not even close, they just sound good so I plod on and use them. I can ramble on and on about words and word use, but I don’t feel mentally sharp enough at this moment to challenge myself.

Yesterday, I had drinks with a friend who has a neat ability to buy unique birthday gifts for the members of our weekly wine club. For instance, he knows I am fascinated by things made from wood so he presented me with a wood carving of a fisherman in a boat. Another time he gifted a friend who is a financial advisor with a six inch diameter snow-globe so he could look into the future for stock tips. When it came to the youngest in the group, who happens to also be a foxy young lass (Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker), he has deferred to a first class bottle of wine. She registered disappointment by scolding him for not getting her something unique and creative like he did for the others in the group. Last night he told me he had solved the problem. He buys all of his gifts from ‘Goodwill’, a store whose inventory consists of other people’s junk, and never pays more that three dollars. He found an old Merriam Webster dictionary for $2 which weighs about ten pounds and is nearly ten inches thick. He will present it to the lassie because she is a professional student who has never stopped going to school.

So how is this post for writing something about nothing and coming to some kind of logical end?