The Rowboat Comes!

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Subject: THE ROWBOAT COMES FOR YOU…..A MUST read!!!!! AND SEND TO ALL
>>> WHO CARE ABOUT AMERICA’s FUTURE

>>> This may be the best and most honest political promotion statement you
>>> will ever read. It decidedly does not brush objections aside.

>>> You hate Hillary? READ it.

>>> You hate Trump? READ it.

>>> You think there’s no choice? READ it. And, read it with your grown-up
>>> hat on.

>>> We’ve all been dealt huge responsibility with this election. The first
>>> step toward accepting responsibility is accepting it, and the first step
>>> toward accepting it is recognizing it.

>> READ THIS. Read every single word. It’ll take you about three minutes.
>>> Be sure to read to the end (take a few minutes and read all of it!)
>>>
>>> Are you sickened and despondent with the current campaign and upcoming
>>> presidential election?
>>> I consider myself a conservative and do truly believe our country is at
>>> a political/economic/moral/ social crossroads. I need to let you know I
>>> could/would never vote for Hillary Clinton to lead this country. To me,
>>> she represents everything that is wrong with our current political
>>> structure. On the flip side, I look and listen to Donald Trump and I
>>> cringe at every rude, insulting comment he makes.
>>>
>>> If you find yourself in a similar state of mind, please read the
>>> following article:
>>>
>>> A Message For Christians About Donald Trump
>>>
>>> Here’s a famous joke about God and how he talks to us.
>>>
>>> “A deeply faithful Christian man is stuck on roof at home with massive
>>> flooding up to the 2nd floor. Rowboat comes. He says “No, I’m waiting
>>> for God. I prayed and I know he’s coming.” 2nd Rowboat. “No, I’m
>>> waiting for God.” 3rd Rowboat. “No, I’m waiting for God.”
>>>
>>> Water rises. The man drowns. Now he’s meeting God in heaven. The
>>> religious man says, “Where were you God? I prayed. I was faithful. I
>>> asked you to save me. Why would you abandon me?”
>>>
>>> God says, “Hey, I sent you 3 rowboats.”

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>>> Did you ever consider Trump is our rowboat?
>>>
>>> Maybe God is trying to tell us something important–that now is not the
>>> time for a “nice Christian guy” or a “gentleman” or a typical Republican
>>> powder puff. Maybe now is the time for a natural born killer, a ruthless
>>> fighter, a warrior. Because right about now we need a miracle, or
>>> America is finished. Maybe the rules of gentlemen don’t apply here.
>>> Maybe a gentleman and “all-around nice Christian” would lead us to
>>> slaughter.
>>>
>>> Or do you want another Mitt Romney, Bob Dole, John McCain, Gerald Ford
>>> or Paul Ryan? Did any of them win? Did they lead the GOP to “the
>>> promised land?” Did they change the direction of America ? No,
>>> because if you don’t win, you have no say.
>>>
>>> Paul Ryan couldn’t even deliver his own state, Wisconsin ! And as leader
>>> of the House, Paul Ryan rolls over to Obama like my dog rolls over for a
>>> scrap of food, or a steak bone. Nice, but obedient. I mean Paul
>>> Ryan…not my dog. My dog is actually a pretty good defender and loyal.
>>>
>>> Maybe God is knocking on your door loudly, but you’re not listening.
>>> Maybe God understands we need a “war leader” at this moment in time.
>>> Maybe God understands if we don’t win this election, America is dead.
>>> It’s over. The greatest nation in world history will be gone. Finished.
>>> Kaput. Adios.
>>>
>>> And with one last breath, maybe what we need to save us at the last
>>> second, is someone different. Someone you haven’t ever experienced
>>> before– because you weren’t raised in rough and tumble New York where
>>> nothing good gets accomplished unless you’re combative, aggressive,
>>> outrageous, on offense at all times, and maybe just a tad arrogant too.
>>>
>>> Someone with a personality you’ve never seen on stage at your church.
>>> Maybe, just maybe, being a nice gentlemanly Christian would not beat
>>> Hillary and her billion dollars, and her best friends in the media who
>>> will unleash the dogs of hell upon the GOP nominee.
>>>
>>> I guess you think God is only nice and gentlemanly. Really? Then you’ve
>>> missed the whole point of the Bible. When necessary, God is pretty
>>> tough. When necessary, God strikes with pain, death and destruction.
>>> When necessary, God inflicts vengeance.
>>> Maybe you think God couldn’t possibly be associated with someone like
>>> Trump. Trump is too vicious, rude and crude.
>>>
>>> When we won WWII, was God “nice?” Were we gentlemanly when defeating
>>> Hitler? Were we gentlemanly when firebombing Germany? Were we
>>> gentlemanly when dropping atomic bombs on Japan ? Is God ever “nice” on
>>> the battlefield? Or does he send us vicious SOB’s like General George S.
>>> Patton so the good guys can defeat evil?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> It’s pretty clear to me God sends unique people to be “war leaders.”
>>> That’s a different role than a pastor or church leader. God understands
>>> that.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And maybe it’s time to re-define “nice.” Maybe Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan
>>> aren’t nice at all–because they led us to defeat. And losing again
>>> would mean the end of America . And God can’t allow that. Maybe Romney
>>> and Ryan mean well, but the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
>>> Or maybe they’re just jealous they had their chance and blew it. Maybe
>>> they’d rather help elect Hillary than allow a Trump victory that would
>>> make them look weak, feckless and incompetent.
>>>
>>> “Even the youths shall faint and be weary, And the young men shall
>>> utterly fall, But those who wait on the Lord shall renew their strength;
>>> They shall mount up with wings like eagles, They shall run and not be
>>> weary, They shall walk and not faint.” (Isiah 40:30-31)
>>>
>>> God is about miracles. We don’t need a “nice guy” or a “gentleman” right
>>> now. It’s the 4th quarter and we’re losing 14-0. We need a miracle.
>>>
>>> So let me repeat my message to Christians: “YOU’RE MISSING THE BOAT.”
>>>
>>> I believe Trump is our miracle. I believe Trump is our rowboat. Except
>>> he’s more like a battleship!
>>>
>>> No one is saying Trump is perfect. No one is saying Trump is a perfect
>>> conservative. But he is a patriot. He is a warrior. He is a capitalist.
>>> He is the right man, at the right time. Yes, he’s a bit rude and crude
>>> and offensive. But that may make him the perfect warrior to save America
>>> , American exceptionalism, capitalism and Judeo-Christian values. The
>>> choice should be easy for Christians.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> It’s Trump…or it’s the end of the American dream.

One Response

  1. It is the end of the American dream: Meritocracy. Because Meritocracy is a false prophet preaching to the sheeple.

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