A New Theme Park

10I haven’t posted an original rant in quite some months, but I can’t take it any longer. The attack on Paris has finally helped to awaken sleeping Americans to the danger posed to our country by ISIS. I couldn’t believe the lack of interest when we first learned of the thousands of refugees walking into Europe to take over the continent. Now that we are more aware of the ISIS threat,(thank you Paris), and we see our Muslim President signing on to import hundreds of thousands into the US, we begin to realize the threat we are under. I understand that these are refugees. They don’t want to leave their homes. They are driven by the survival instinct to leave home to avoid dying by the hands of their Muslim neighbors who don’t give a crap about them enough to keep them alive. All these Jihadists want is to kill the infidel (us). If their neighbor gets in the way, so be it. Most refugees will go back home when their country is safe again. Believe me, they will not want to go home after living free in America.

If the world has two billion Muslims and only one percent are radicals the total number of radical Muslims worldwide is twenty million (some estimates range from 15-25%). Obama believes it is his moral responsibility to import several hundred thousand. That is because he screwedup in Syria by drawing a red line which they crossed, and he failed to do anything about. We now have to pay for his mistake. I believe the number will rise to over one million. Applying some simple math to the problem shows us that we will most probably have twenty thousand radical Muslims within the United States. More math. Spread that evenly across the contiguous forty eight states and it amounts to 416 in every state. Most people will say that is still manageable. I argue that with the amount of communication and easy transportation in the US a sleeper cell in a single state can call up 416 from each of it’s surrounding states and the uprising will be staffed by sixteen hundred jihadis within hours. Look at the history of a jihad, and you know that within a week all twenty thousand radicals will be on the scene causing mayhem not only at the uprising but all along the way to the site. (Paris took just ten people to pull off.) This is not a pretty scene. Add to this mix the many places that are gun free zones where citizens are sitting ducks, and the terror factor jumps by magnitudes of ten.

Think about a small cluster of refugees moving into your community. They have no clue as to what a modern house is like. They don’t know how to buy groceries. Worse yet they demand that all their meats be Halal, or butchered by another Muslim. They hate pork which is good for us because  the demand for beef will leave us all the pork.  Muslims are already on record demanding that work rules be changed to conform to their religion. Like beer truck drivers who refuse to deal with alcoholic beverages. Or driver’s license id photos of women who are covered completely except for their eyes. The guys will be raping every girl who wears yoga pants, or beating them up because they are violating their image of a properly dressed woman.

My following proposal is very opinionated, and most of my readers will call it downright Islamaphobic, and a few other phobics added in for good measure. Within the borders of the United States we have some very dry desert areas. These places would be the closest thing these refugee- democrats can call home. I’m sorry Arizona, Nevada, and California, but you are the ones who have the perfect sites. HLS will build a camp or a country within a country for these refugees, and settle them in these areas. I recommend a very tall fence around the entire city. Within this area HLS can build adobe buildings similar to those the refugees left. Plumbing, water, power, streets and roads will be the same. Men can beat their wives and stone their daughters for honor. In other words, we will duplicate the shit hole they left. This should be a piece of cake for Disney, and Hollywood, they do it all the time for their theme parks and movies. Last, but not least we will call the place Jannah (the Muslim word for heaven in the Koran).

Within Jannah, the refugees will have everything they had in their home country, same schools, same commerce, same laws, everything to make them happy. Their income will depend on their ability to make money just as they did in the homeland. One of the big income producers will be tourism. Americans will come in droves to see how the Mid-Eastern world lives. In other words we would love to see what it is like to live like they did fourteen hundred years ago.

Since Jannah is an area within the borders of the United States all development and tourism will be approved by a council of Jannahians who report directly to HLS.

The only problem I see with this plan is that the Mexicans, Orientals, and immigrants from every country in the world would want to come here to set up the same free territory.

Wouldn’t it be a lot more simple to send these refugees to countries where the culture is the same as theirs?

 

 

2 Responses

  1. The last part is what I have sometimes wondered about. If the refugee situation is on account of a small percentage of Islamic extremists, why does the rest of Islamic world not take collective ownership of the issue and say – we will feed them; we will house them, etc.?

    • Most likely because they are from a different sect.

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