Grumpa Joe is in need of some serious weight loss so he fell for this diet, hook-line-and sinker.
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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day …
And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs.!
“That’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The Irishman nodded…
“I’ll tell you though, be all the saints, I tot I were going to drop down dead on dat turd day.”
“You mean from the hunger?” asked the doctor.
“No, from the bloody skipping!”
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