It is Funny Folks, Laugh

Depressed Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.” Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.” Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc …. I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…… Folks, we’re screwed.

Thanks Ray, I had a good laugh.

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5 Responses

  1. Plagiarism and theft of artwork, always a good time.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/bushbust.asp

    • Thanks for visiting. I can always count on you catching me committing sin.

  2. Thanks for the share

  3. I absolutely love it!!! Very funny!!! Thank you.

    • I needed something lighter to take my mind away from the political scene, yet it is a funny political story.

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