Forget the War on Drugs, the War on Terror, the War on Women – authorities are finally cracking down on an insidious evil that lurks in neighborhoods everywhere – that’s right, the War on Sidewalk Chalk. I’m not talking about a new pseudo-drug that’s being snorted or smoked, I’m talking about children maliciously drawing pictures on streets and sidewalks with ordinary chalk that washes away with the first gentle rain.
Certainly the output of Extra Big Government (EBG) intended to employ 2.5 people at a cost of 2.5 billion dollars.
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