Certainly the output of Extra Big Government (EBG) intended to employ 2.5 people at a cost of 2.5 billion dollars.
Forget the War on Drugs, the War on Terror, the War on Women – authorities are finally cracking down on an insidious evil that lurks in neighborhoods everywhere – that’s right, the War on Sidewalk Chalk. I’m not talking about a new pseudo-drug that’s being snorted or smoked, I’m talking about children maliciously drawing pictures on streets and sidewalks with ordinary chalk that washes away with the first gentle rain.
No longer will these criminals in the making, who will no doubt progress from washable chalk to permanent markers to toxic spray paint, be allowed to scribble willy-nilly on the pristine hard surfaces of our neighborhoods. No more hopscotch, no more tic-tac-toe, no more giant hearts with initials in the middle. We’re cracking down.
Never mind securing our borders, we need to secure our neighborhood driveways. Never mind the First Amendment right to freely express one’s views on rainbows…
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