The Revolution Has Begun

Grumpa Joe:

Feed the fire, feel the heat.

Originally posted on Socialism is not the Answer:


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It’s hard to pinpoint exactly when it started, but with Speaker John Boehner’s resignation announcement, there’s no doubt the revolution has begun. Perhaps it was the first time you bookmarked the Drudge Report. Or maybe, when at the Drudge Report, you said: “Who is this Breitbart?” Eric Cantor’s primary loss to Dave Brat was certainly a moment when the revolution was stirring and produced tangible results rather than just internet narrative.

Regardless of when the revolution started, it’s clearly underway.

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The Beauty of Age


Having recently experienced a similar exasperation while dealing with my bank over the phone this piece stuck me as hilarious. I only regret that I did not think of this first. I guess I am not old enough to conjure up this kind of logical thinking.


Elderly Banking… …………..PRICELESS

!! Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 82-year-old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.

Dear Sir:
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.

I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years.You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, — when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the
impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which  your bank has become.

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person.

My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an OFFENSE under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope.

Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative.

Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.

In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows:

#1. To make an appointment to see me.
#2. To query a missing payment.
#3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
#4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
#5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to
#6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.
#7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier.
#8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7 again
#9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.
#10. This is a second reminder to press* for English.

While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call.

Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrange-

May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?

Your Humble Client

And remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to piss us off.

Obama is Not Incompetent.

Grumpa Joe:

Stupid is as stupid does.

Originally posted on Socialism is not the Answer:


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I am not incompetent. I am destroying America faster than anyone thought possible.
I am not in-over-my-head. I am advancing totalitarianism right under your noses.
I am not stupid. The stupid are those who fail to see the danger I bring.
I am not failing. I am succeeding at every goal I have set.

I am embracing your enemies and rejecting your friends.
I am acting lawlessly and unconstitutionally.
I am ignoring your Constitution.
I am disobeying your laws.

Your media is abetting me.
Your Congress is not stopping me.
Those sworn to defend the Constitution are not removing me.

I am fundamentally transforming the United States of America.
Your Constitution, liberty, freedom, wealth, future & children are no longer at risk . . . the risk is past; they already are lost.

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Muslims Now Petitioning to Cancel Oktoberfest in Germany

Grumpa Joe:

WOW! If this is true it will be the ned of muslims in Europe. There is one thing the Germans will not give up, and that is drinking beer. The Muslims will either have to join in the fun or get the hell back to their sandy origins.

Originally posted on Socialism is not the Answer: Photo via

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There is no doubt what Muslims have in store for Europe and the rest of the West… an Islamic Caliphate. As “refugees” pour across the borders in Europe (to their own demise, I might add), Muslims in Germany are now petitioning Germany to cancel Oktoberfest.

Oktoberfest is the world’s largest Volksfest (beer festival and travelling funfair). Held annually in Munich, Bavaria, Germany, it is a 16-day folk festival running from mid or late September to the first weekend in October, with more than 6 million people from around the world attending the event every year.

For those who follow Islam, alcohol is supposed to be forbidden, unless, of course, you are engaging in jihad. Then, pretty much anything is considered OK, even sodomy.

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Looking into the future?

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Is this the new way we will learn to worship when the Pope reveals his new plans for us?

Originally posted on Just Cruisin 2:


A friend shared the following and we don’t know who
the author is, but it made us laugh. So we’ll share
it with you.

Church Services in 2018

PASTOR: “The Lord be with you!”

CONGREGATION: ” And with your spirit”

PASTOR: “Will everyone please turn on their tablet,
PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1
Corinthians, 13:13.

And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.”


“Now, Let us pray committing this week into God’s hands.

Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with


“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have
your credit and debit cards ready.”

“You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password

The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines
among the worshipers:

a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers
are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of…

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Adapt or Leave

There is a dire need world wide for leaders to use the same policy as used by the Mayor of Dorval, Quebec, Canada. He is not Islamaphopic as Liberals will classify him, he is being practical and patriotic. He is also 100% correct in that a Muslim must learn and practice the ways of their chosen country and not expect the chosen country adapt to Islam.



I wonder how many years (hundreds for sure) that Jewish people have lived in Quebec. I don’t believe that they have ever demanded that pork be removed from the school’s menu where their children attend. Excellent reply by the Mayor of Quebec to the “demands” of the Muslim population in his community.

Put some pork on your fork. Too bad the USA doesn’t have the common sense to publish this nationwide. Should also be posted on signs all along U.S. borders.

Let’s hear it for a Quebec mayor. Or as the commercial promoting pork says “put some pork on your fork”


EXPLAINS WHY Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb.
The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval, has refused, and the town clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why.

“Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its customs, its traditions, its way of life, because that’s where they chose to immigrate.

“They must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec.

“They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not the Canadians who so generously welcomed them.

“They must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic, they accepted many immigrants before Muslims (whereas the reverse is not true, in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants).

“That no more than other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up their identity, their culture.

“And if Canada is a land of welcome, it’s not the Mayor of Dorval who welcomes foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole.

“Finally, they must understand that in Canada ( Quebec ) with its Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion must remain in the private domain.

The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.

“For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in Canada , there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Shariah.

“If you left your country for Canada, and not for other Muslim countries, it is because you have considered that life is better in Canada than elsewhere.

“Ask yourself the question, just once, “Why is it better here in Canada than where you come from?” “A canteen with pork is part of the answer.”

VIDEO Have You heard his story about 9/11…until now (it’s incredible)

Originally posted on Reclaim Our Republic:

September 11, 2015 by Ashley Edwardson on

When you’re tempted to think that America is done for, I want you to remember Jason Thomas, the “lost hero” of 9/11.

When the towers were attacked 14 years ago today, Jason was in New York city, minding his own business and going about his daily routine — pretty much the story of all the people of New York.

Right after the attacks, Jason, a former Marine, father of five, and a law student, took off TOWARDS the chaos. After driving his vehicle as far as he could, he parked and started running on foot in the direction of the towers. He was caught on video by several cameras on city streets, a blur of fatigues running through the streets while hundreds of terrified New Yorkers were running in the opposite direction.

Approaching Ground Zero, Jason later said he was determined to save…

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